UN commends Nigeria on response to UN HQ bomb blast

Scene at the Abuja UN House bomb blast

Scene at the Abuja UN House bomb blast

I hear!

Read article here.

Were you expecting me to say more? Ol boy, I no fit shout jo. Politricks!

PS: I was gonna title this post UN Secretary  General commends Nigeria on UN bomb blast – How about that?!

Kelis is called “probably a disgusting Nigerian”

Kelis

She is even telling her fans "waka"!

A “red-faced” white man calls her “Kunta Kinte” and “probably a disgusting Nigerian”, she calls her kid “midget”.

When will we all stop with the name-calling?

Read Kelis twitter rant about her racist experience in a UK airport.

Read Guardian UK’s take on it.

After reading both, all I am thinking is “She calls her kid “midget”?!!”

Lord help the young boy’s psyche for when he grows up. And if he doesn’t grow tall enough, he shoud blame his mom. Her term of “endearment” proclaimed his future.

Nollywood presents Lady Gaga, the movie

And this is after Rhianna and Beyonce and Blackberry Babes and Sharon Stone.

Lady Gaga, Nollywood movie

Them never begin sue this "local" producers.

I would love to ask: All those actresses who act in these movies, do they not take special pride in their craft or is it all about the money? Are they intellectuals or true creative people to begin with? If they are why would you allow your name be appended to such… I lack words for what these things are and what they do to my sense of outrage!

What are your thoughts?

Check out this monster!

Giant Crocodile captured in the Phillipines

In NIgeria, this will automatically become soup.

This giant crocodile was captured in the Philippines. Now the villagers are seeking to enter the Guiness Book of records. This is after the crocodile (or its brother. It is estimated that there are about 250 of these fresh water crocodiles still hanging around.) was suspected to have killed a child, a man and a water buffalo.

Talk about record-keeping.

And yes, we believe in conservation and protecting rare species and all that, but who would you rather conserve and protect, humans or animals?

Now this question is relative. If you be oyibo, I know say you go choose animal.

Read more here.

Security service locates Boko Haram bomb factory

They even have a factory!

I hope this image is accurate. The media these days tend to pick images "close" to the story rather than the real thing

This government of Goodluck Jonathan… *taking a deep breath* Nope, I refuse to rant.

We need security more than anything in Nigeria (yes, including constant electricity). don’t you think so?

Read more here.

Madonna disses fan’s gift

This Madonna, so ungracious.

I am sure she was aware that the mic was on.

But I don’ blame her. The flower looked like something that was plucked off the side of the road (LOL).

How do you like your Jesus?

White with blue eyes? Brown with brown eyes? Black with kinky hair? Or a tatooe biker-type Jesus?

This is not really Jesus, you know?

Almost since Christianity decided that they would depict their Lord in pictures, there has been controversy of what he should really look like. Seems like the Lord’s looks changes depending on who is believing in him. Or the times.

There are some who feel there should be a more modern (updated) version of Christ. Obviously, still with the blue eyes but brawny to differentiate him from the growing effeminate male culture.

The point is no matter how you like Jesus, robed with long hair or clean-shaven and tatooed, it is not what he looks liek that matters but how you see him in your fellow man.

Simple.

Read original article here.

Watch Tom Cruise’s daughter Suri Cruise face down paparazzi

Suri Cruise (photo courtesy: magtrends.com)

The little princess of Hollywood.

It must be really unfortunate being a celebrity kid. All those cameras in your face even before you turn five. But like they say, it is better to be born doing it than being thrown. (more…)

STUDY: Masturbation more common with boys than girls

Likey duuh!

I wonder why they wasted so much money to come up with something that everyone already knows. SMH and KMT.

Picture of girl masturbating. (courtesy: medicmagic.net)

One of the few girls that actually masturbate.

Who ordered the study BTW? Some jobless teen’s dad, I am guessing. Way to waste money.

The money should have been spent on transplanting and distributing spermless mosquitoes in “Africa” where “millions” die of malaria each year.

Read masturbation story here and study results here.

74 yr-old grandma is the world oldest female body-builder

Ernestine Shepherd, all musly, cute and looking thirty years younger.

When I am 74 I still want to  be writing and then have a banging body like Grandma’s up there. But of course it takes a lot of work.

“30-pound dynamo wakes up at 3 a.m. every morning, and runs 10 miles a day, before hitting the gym for pushups, pull-ups and a heavy regimen of free weights.”

She also eats healthy.

(On second thoughts, plastic surgery might just be easier but with less graceful results.)

She started major exercise twenty years ago when she and her sister wanted to go for a picnic and couldn’t get into their swimsuits.

Now she needn’t worry about getting into anything but the things that would like to get into her.

That is truly one Hot Mama

See video here.