Nigeria Police caught doing what they know best

I got this picture and caption from my friend Atom Lim’s FB page. What more could I have added?

Bwahahaha. Tribune newspaper killed dis one! Lol! Today's cover carries a photo of Tinubu in d dock at d conduct tribunal. Inset is a photo of police men, and women, on duty at de tribunal scrambling for money 'sprayed' by Asiwaju's supporters. Lol!

Bwahahaha. Tribune newspaper killed dis one! Lol! Today's cover carries a photo of Tinubu in d dock at d conduct tribunal. Inset is a photo of police men, and women, on duty at de tribunal scrambling for money 'sprayed' by Asiwaju's supporters. Lol! (Photo: Atom Lim)

Here’s a clearer picture of the policemen doing their thing.

Nigeria Police in action

hmmm... what are they really doing?

Now based on this picture alone, one can say that the allegation that they are scrambling for money is disputable. Unless you were an actual eyewitness, you can’t really say. They are so locked in that the purported money is not even visible.

The photographer could have done better.

WATCH: The Winklevoss twins (keep) dissing Mark Zuckerberg

Really, these guys need to get a life.

Move on and invent something else! Don’t tell me “Facebook” or whatever you named your original idea was the best one you ever had.

 

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If only this were the real thing. It leaves one with more "colorful" options, don't you think?

 

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Zuckerberg’s father is “literally” the father of Facebook?

The Father of the father of Facebook would have been more accurate.

Yep, if Facebook were a person.

I had this Prof who regularly objected to the misuse of the word “literally”. If you don’t know what it means and when to use it, literally get a dictionary.

Back to Zuck’s dad. The man made theĀ  “claim” when he was trying to promote his Dentist practice to potential patients/customers in a snail mail.

Irony: “Father” of Facebook still uses snail mail.

Grandfather of Facebook

Read more here, see letter here– literally